OK i am CAR SHOPPING right now.and I think that the sales LADY LIKES ME?
The 1 U Luv 2 Hate asked:
When I first walked up she look me straight in the eyes and started vomiting…i think that means she thinks i am sexy…what do u think?…i think i am gonna get a new ferrari…my other one was a porsche and kinda ugly…it was red…and a convertible with leather seats…that is just not good enough…
do u think the sales lady will ride with me after I buy it?
people are staring at me…u dont think it is the scratches or the cigarette burns…or my toothless smile do u? i think i covered them all up with the purple lipstick i found on tha ground…purple is SOO my color…or at least that is what a bum told me a few minutes ago…god…bums are soo nice…anyways…what kind of car do u think i should get?…and should i help the sales lady clean up a lil…also do u think it is too soon for us to have our first kiss…i dont want her to go crazy and get hauled off to a looney bin like my last girl…cause then i would be sad again….ok well tell me whatcha think….
oh yeah…my dreams of being a model were crushed after ma girl messed wit my face….now i work at McDonalds…
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When I first walked up she look me straight in the eyes and started vomiting…i think that means she thinks i am sexy…what do u think?…i think i am gonna get a new ferrari…my other one was a porsche and kinda ugly…it was red…and a convertible with leather seats…that is just not good enough…
do u think the sales lady will ride with me after I buy it?
people are staring at me…u dont think it is the scratches or the cigarette burns…or my toothless smile do u? i think i covered them all up with the purple lipstick i found on tha ground…purple is SOO my color…or at least that is what a bum told me a few minutes ago…god…bums are soo nice…anyways…what kind of car do u think i should get?…and should i help the sales lady clean up a lil…also do u think it is too soon for us to have our first kiss…i dont want her to go crazy and get hauled off to a looney bin like my last girl…cause then i would be sad again….ok well tell me whatcha think….
oh yeah…my dreams of being a model were crushed after ma girl messed wit my face….now i work at McDonalds…
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Tags: Few Minutes, Looney Bin, People, Porsche, Sales Lady
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Arent you the guy who wanted to be a model?
Comment by Ava — December 26, 2008 @ 4:45 am
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Nah she sees you as a walking wallet
Comment by maddy — December 27, 2008 @ 7:59 pm
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there do anything to sell, ask then for an late night test drive.
by the way, happy halloween.
Comment by jim w — December 29, 2008 @ 11:34 am
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Maybe the saleslady will give you a discount. Good luck with that.
Comment by CuriousGirl — December 31, 2008 @ 7:16 am
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takin ur other questions into consideration when answering this one, i would say u need to get a psychiatrist
Comment by rulewell — January 2, 2009 @ 4:02 pm
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Well, at least I know you have a job!!!! lol
Comment by Millicent — January 5, 2009 @ 6:42 am
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I think you should just walk up to her anf give her a big kiss, she will love it honestly. I bet purple looks amazing on you maybe you should put a little more on to really get her attention.
Im sure the nice lady will help you choose a car maybe if you ask her if she has been to a loony bin before ………she may as well get a feel for the place if she is going to be going out with you !! lol
Comment by dizzymooo — January 6, 2009 @ 5:04 am